This week we kick off with some fresh, SFW Lebowski quotes (“I’ll sell your car for a thousand dollars”). Chuck crushes on Moaning Myrtle and explains why skinny jeans are the root cause of all the world’s problems. Juan tells of the medieval hellmouth well discovered under a living room floor in England and figures out a way to […]

We confuse everyone by Effing an hour early, but hey! — We’re caffeinated and awake! We talk about what kind of otherworldly services are still legal to sell on eBay, reminisce about stumbled-upon movies that made a difference to us at significant moments in our lives, and cringe at memories of sitting through graphic movie […]

It’s another week to be effed and another distracting new setup! Having ditched uStream for YouTube, Chuck, Audra, and Juan attempt to send video to the chat room, but quickly lose focus and descend into camel impressions, head-crushing and bird-flipping! Also, we do a Stargate-themed Fight, Frak and Bodyswap.

This week we Eff on a temporary YouTube channel since UStream took a big UDump. And in “guess-which-is-true” trivia, we dig into the weirdest parts of Audra’s childhood, including her crush on pre-scary Kirk Cameron, the first rap she ever learned and performed at age eight — with the lyrics “lookin’ at the girl on […]

After some technical interference and a brief Spanish-language conversation about DP, Audra kicks off the ‘cast with more gross stories involving exploding commodes, mysterious hands poking through bathroom stalls, and strangers palming her nozzle. And Chuck and Juan team together to compete against the chat room (including no-bull Trek master Thotfullguy) in a round of […]