This week we kick off with some fresh, SFW Lebowski quotes (“I’ll sell your car for a thousand dollars”). Chuck crushes on Moaning Myrtle and explains why skinny jeans are the root cause of all the world’s problems. Juan tells of the medieval
hellmouth well discovered under a living room floor in England and figures out a way to monetize it. We blow the whistle on the overpriced drinks at Medieval Times, and Audra wonders how one goes about climbing a ribbon. Come join the madness!