This week we Frak, Fight, and Bodyswap with the cast of Scrubs, entering into some disturbing scenarios with Snoop Dogg Attending, The Janitor, Gift Shop Girl, and Dr. BeardFace, among others. We debut our Google-Free-Five: Space Trivia theme, in which the chat room owns us with trivia we thought we could answer sans electronic appendages. And we do a “Guess the Fake News Story” bit involving a sex doll strapped to a tree (true), a frantic thong-shopping spree in Ireland (true), ancient Greek Olympians’ doping by noshing on raw testicles (true), and a lusty bull mounting an Arkansas man and then destroying a police car (very, very true). Come get your Eff on! (Brain bleach sold separately.)