This week: Audra talks middle-Earth technology with The Tolkien Professor. Sean relates his awesome Tekken 3 tournament experience and teaches Chuck — and you — how to go from zero to hero in Tekken 6 with just a few hours practice. And we discuss battle tactics and leadership in Lord of the Rings: Two Towers. We also run down the week in geek, including the Pride and Prejudice and Zombies film’s addition of Natalie Portman to their fold, David Lynch’s George Lucas bash session in NYC, Joss Whedon’s opinion as to why Dollhouse met low ratings and was canceled, and Sean’s rant regarding Modern Warfare 2’s LAN party blow-off.