I'm a prequel hater. No, not those prequels or even prequels in general, but rather the fact that for years "prequel" has been the buzzword that's grabbed hold of seemingly every major franchise in existence and twisted it to ask "what came before?"
Sometimes it's great to know what came before. But sometimes I just really want to see what's going to happen next instead of an introspective look back. When I heard the new Star Trek flick would be a "prequel," I almost cried. (Yes, grown men can cry. Especially when the only Star Trek they're going to get in years is going to be a goddamn "prequel.") "Can no one think of any way at all to move the Star Trek universe forward?" I thought. "Has the Star Trek universe (technobabble) expanded to the point where it's experiencing entropic 'heat death,' contracting back in on its past self on the way to total annihilation?"
Then I heard that Trek XI won't be a "prequel." It'll be a "reboot."
"Ah, reboot!" I think. "Awesome." Then today I saw this piece by SyFy scribe Michael Hinman. According to Hinman, while the Superman franchise has avoided the IP challenges of Watchmen, it faces its own "bump in the road:"
The studio apparently has called the 2006 Bryan Singer version of the film a "misfire," mirroring earlier reports, and couple be looking at doing a reboot similar to what Marvel did with "The Incredible Hulk," according to Dark Horizons.
A "misfire?" Sure, it wasn't an incredible movie. But doesn't it occur to these highly-paid and experienced folk that mabye it's not their take on Superman's story that's the problem but rather Superman himself? Even comic n00bs can point to the real problem: Superman is freakin' omnipotent save for the (relatively lame) Kryptonite. This limits Superman plot selection -- regardless how talented an auteur you snag to do the choosing -- to bad guys show up, bad guys get their asses kicked by Superman, bad guys pull Kryptonite, Superman almost dies, Superman escapes Kryptonite and kicks bad guys' asses. Wash, rinse, repeat.
You could "reboot" Superman so that he's a drunk, womanizing, man-whore with a penchant for young nookie and not giving a damn. But that won't work because then he's not Superman.
Wait, what am I saying? Maybe the studio should slam Superman back in the hands of Kevin Smith -- or better yet Seth Rogen. Just think: A weed-updated Superman III with Christopher Mintz-Plasse as Superman. Rogen himself as the post-toking Man of Steel. The comely Emma Stone could play his ubiquitous moll.
And on a related note, holy crap! Does Stone look just like a young Jodie Foster -- say in this flick made the year Stone was born (!) -- or what?
Anyway, my point is this: "reboot" is the new "prequel." As far as I can tell, "reboot" is now the new universal answer as to why a film or franchise isn't making dumptrucks full of cash. Sadly, there is no universal answer to this question. Sometimes it's because your previous "prequel" sucked ass. Sometimes it's because the main character just isn't that interesting. And sometimes it's because Superman's just a tad bit lame.
Accept it. Work around it.
BTW, if by some reason you haven't already heard about it let me be the first to tell you: SciFi canned Atlantis this week to make way for the franchise's next series: Stargate Universe. I'll admit that this woke me up to a few facts:
At least Atlantis isn't disappearing forever; it'll follow SG-1 down the direct-to-DVD path, which is suspect will keep both producers' pockets full and viewers' need for 'Gate sated for years to come. Direct-to-DVD solves many of the problems that plague successful "cult" faves -- shows that draw a small but dedicated fan base. DVD flicks require less overall time commitment of actors and production staff and less air-time commitment -- and long-term cash -- from broadcasters. Considering the financial success of SG-1's DVD movies -- and soon Atlantis', too, we hope -- maybe this could catch on as the perfect exit strategy for the next Firefly.
It's too bad it's not catching on quickly enough to save BSG. Though I've remained mosty (if not entirely) spoiler-free, I do know that all of Galactica season 4.5 is in the can, which means that the story is likely locked down. It'd be a pretty big stretch to imagine Moore and crew leaving a movie-sized gap in the final countdown.
It’s not like reboots are the non-plus-ultra, though.
What Casino Royale did to the Bond movies is UN-FOR-GIVABLE!
Roger Moore would be turning in his grave, if he were dead.
Well, isn’t a reboot a kind of a remake? Just with a new direction and story while updating the franchise to the newest ‘standards’ (cgi etc.).
You are probably going to hate me for it, but Casino Royale (Wasn’t it also the first bond book?) and Batman Begins worked for me, atleast much more than another sequel probably would have.
Also, cut the Star Trek People some slack. The Studio probably went to some marketing firm to find out with what Stuff from the franchise would make them the most money (And we know the answer). There’s nothing wrong in hating on that, but you know, movie studios in the end are not really there to make fans happy, they are there to make money. And yeah, that ST Movie has to make alot of money or the franchise ist done for (Some people would probably argue that is already the case) .
As for BSG, isn’t it already ‘saved’? It’s a great complete story that will be the landmark for sci-fi series for a long time, atleast in my opinion. And it didn’t even get canceled or ran for too long for people to get tired of it. That said, if Sci-Fi or better yet, NBC Universal sees a way to make more money of the franchise, the probably will. And umm, isn’t Caprica exactly that Prequel for BSG which should drive in more Dumptrucks full of cash?
Some nice hatin’ on Atlantis there. But its true, it needed to end. But, man, Im really hoping that the new Trek movie is an effective ‘reboot’ Id like to have a Trek series to look back on. My generation knows nothing of the famous series that is the butt of countless nerd jokes. And yes chuck, Superman always sucked.
Aw, Atlantis is good fun – wait a year or so, then watch it all on DVD. It holds up better in a marathon setting; less time to ponder inconsistencies. Five years was both a lovely run and plenty long enough.
My best friend and I have debated Superman v. Batman for YEARS. I am strongly on the Batman camp, mostly because I think that merely not being evil isn’t a good enough reason to elevate someone to superhero status. “But Supes has all these powers, and he chooses to do good with them!” she cries. My response? “Well, he SHOULD. That should be the default choice for everyone, superpowers or no.” Not to mention the lameness of kryptonite. WHATEVER. Batman is far more interesting.
But to get to the prequel thing: some of them, I like. I’m only moderately interested in Caprica, but the prequel I’d love to see is the one about the original Thirteen Colonies. Why did they leave? Why did the Thirteenth split away? What REALLY happened?
And I agree with V-iso about BSG – I’d much rather a short four-season run (spread out over, what, six years?) that tells a complete story and maintained a high level of quality throughout, than a 10-season run that fell apart in the last two or three seasons and denigrated into complete incoherency. Why yes, X-Files, I’m looking at you. Chris Carter, I still haven’t forgiven you.