Top 10 Ways You Know You’re About to Die in BSG
10. A centurion tries to shoot the guy next to you
9. Dee blows you off for a buffer model
8. You’re alone in a bathroom with Baltar and a chick with a pipe
7. You’re standing next to Admiral Cain
6. Caprica Six slips you the tongue
5. Jamie Bamber’s wife is performing your critical surgery
4. You tell a smart centurion “don’t kill me,” but forget to say “please”
3. You set the table and serve Kara Thrace a nice dinner
2. You have an open wound on the poo barge
1. Hera creeps up to your bed and says “bye-bye”
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Excellent! Thank you Audra.
oh wow! i MISS the old school fun. thanks Audra.
Best Top Ten List yet.
Excellent. Your still the coolest Audra.
Here’s a #11: Ron Moore and David Eick are on the phone and they want to talk to you.
By the by, am I the only one who thinks that the red-shirt chick who was killed a few eps. back by Six (before that Six was kissed and offed by another Six) had the GREATEST “last words” ever?!?
Punch.
Fall.
Stands.
“I’m ok.”
Dead.
#4 killed me LOL
Punch.
Fall.
Stands.
“I’m ok.â€
Dead.
…actually, I thought she just said ‘Ok’, like she was getting ready to turn around and take a return swing at the six?
ROFL
Definitely said “I’m ok.”
That’s what I’d like my last words to be, too.
Audra, Ive decided that your the funniest. Damn, its been a long tie since Ive posted on the blog…oh how I’ve missed you blog.
>That’s what I’d like my last words to be, too.
..I think you just like the idea of having your ass beaten by a six 🙂
“2. You have an open wound on the poo barge”
Gaeta’s not dead! Long live Stumpy the Singing Cylon!
How about: Become one of Lampkin’s pets?
Audra…that is awesome! Here is my contribution:
#12: You have appeared in multiple episodes over the course of the series…and suddenly they give you a line right before a mission
Who would win this fight?
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