Yes my GWC friends the time is here. You can now certify that you are in fact â€“ a Sci-Fi geek. Amaze your friends with your ninja-like geek knowledge, save whales (specifically to avoid crazy alien probes that might show up and not leave before they speak to them) or generally prove without a shadow of a doubt your janky geek skills.
You will each receive a geek card. Everything you do or learn will be imprinted on this card. If you lose your card or fail to obey commands, you will be subject to immediate de-resolution. That will be all.
Seroiusly though. Download the jpg from here or hit me up via email email@example.com for a larger one. Enjoy.
~ Also mad props to my homie Darthweef who remembered the entire Sark speech without cheating.