Top Ten Ways to Mispronounce “Battlestar Galactica”

10. Paddle-ball Fantastica
9. Cattle-barn Milk Lactica
8. Snaggle Yarn Cat Scratchtica
7. Heavy-Scar Raidertica
6. Anders Rocks the Sacktica
5. President Airlocktica
4. Whiskey Bar Frakked-up Gaeta
3. Buccaneer Beertactica
2. Cylons get Knocked-uptica
1. Battlestar Kick-Asstica

*Bonus from Chuck: Felgercarb Fraktaktica!

40 Responses to "Top Ten Ways to Mispronounce “Battlestar Galactica”"
  1. Pike says:

    So, what’s the celebration?

  2. Audra says:

    We’re celebrating the people who come around and read stuff on the site! πŸ˜‰

  3. Racetracks Ex Man says:

    president airlockita…hee πŸ™‚

    Superstar Reactica

  4. The Alpaca Herder says:

    Pike & Audra: I thought it was a celebration of the first week back to teaching for seemingly so many of us. GWC does seem to have a pretty high number of educators lurking and participating with the grade ranges covered starting as low as PreK and going up presumably into at least undergraduate studies.

    Of course, Roslin is a teacher by training…so this kinda would be expected, no?

  5. Armando says:

    FIRST week? I’m about to wrap up my second week teaching. And it’s already feeling like I’ve been at it for a year (which is a good sign. I’m starting to get my motivation back. I might even be able to start this year’s job search–two year fellowship wrapping up next summer–again!). Then again, I just dropped my little one off on her first day of kindergarten, which gave me a little shot of reality right on my cylon arm. Sniff, sniff. πŸ™

    Now, I take these top ten lists, funny as they are, as evidence that BSG needs to come back. Seems like Audra’s getting punchy. I know I am. And with the news, which as it turns out was not a joke, that Sci-Fi is indeed considering splitting the fourth season up into two by having a year-long gap between the mid-seasons I’m getting punchier and punchier over this show by the minute.

  6. Tanu says:

    hehehe, “President Airlocktica” is my fav.

  7. Shaymus22 says:

    #5 is awesome πŸ˜€

  8. Dave says:

    adama-star- “do your job” ac-tica
    One-eyed-Tigh Craaaaaaaaaap-actica

    Paddle-Sharon on-the-back-tica…giggedy giggedy πŸ™‚

  9. Jonathan says:

    Table-humping Baltar-tica.
    Gaeta will stab you in the neck…tactica.

  10. EB says:

    there’s also a song by Incubus titled “Battlestar Scralatchtica”

  11. Amber says:

    Snaggle Yarn, LOL

  12. kevin says:

    Battlestar Fraktastica?

  13. The Alpaca Herder says:

    Armando: It’s bad enough when I am watching an interview with Peter Fonda about “3:10 to Yuma” and see a clip where somebody uses a long rifle to shoot a horse…and the horse explodes like a Centurion might. What was my first thought? Yeah, I was curious if that was where the Galactica’s missing explosive rounds wound up and wondered if we’d see Tahmoh Penikett in that film.

    Frankly, at this point, I do wonder if a collaborative writing project…or something else…that can stretch until season 4’s kick off would be a good thing to complement the re-watch. I suppose it might help a few folks. What it could be is a matter up for discussion in my view, though.

  14. BoxytheBoxed says:

    the nex one should be
    10 most likely polaces Boxy went
    once agian GREAT JOB πŸ™‚

  15. Audra says:

    Armando said: “Now, I take these top ten lists, funny as they are, as evidence that BSG needs to come back. Seems like AudraÒ€ℒs getting punchy. ”

    Heyyy – I’ve always been this way. πŸ˜‰

    It’s my second week of teaching, too. And third week of grad studies (doing translation work now, finished with classes!)

  16. Audra says:

    Amber – that one was my fave, hehe.

  17. Number 13 says:

    GWC is slowly becoming a VH1 countdown show. Next we’re going to see something like “I Love the Tigh-lon: Fights Back” (which I would totally watch).

  18. StevieSpin says:

    hehe – best list so far i think.

    and of course on easter : battlestar galactibunny. has a ring to it eh! no? it doesn’t? sucks? oh.

    hmm… maybe i’ll stick to websites.

  19. The Fair Melissa says:

    StevieSpin – if you like bunnies, you should check out the 30-second bunny troupe (at Their renditions of “Alien” and “Office Space” are classics. A BSG version has been requested (both original and reimagined).

  20. Pike says:

    FM, that’s awesome! Reservoir Dogs is priceless.

  21. Pike says:

    Youtube: The gift that keeps on giving.

  22. Number 13 says:

    Eh, there’s a problem with that link.

  23. Pike says:

    Hmm. Youtube is doing something weird with their URLs. That multiplication sign should be an ‘x’:

  24. Pike says:

    Argh. Did it again. OK, third time’s the charm:

  25. Pike says:

    (Times like this I wish GWC had a preview.)

    Trying this time from the embed URL:

  26. Pike says:

    I give up.

    Just search Youtube for “Sci-Fi has been talent agency spoof”

  27. BoxytheBoxed says:

    i got one:battlestar where the frak has boxy gone-ica

  28. Gray says:

    What about: ThankGods-we’re-off-NewFraktica

  29. Stroogie says:

    “Episode 4.22 Won’t Air In My Lifetime-ica”
    Too much rant, not enough funny?
    Okay, sorry.

    Pike: I want a Cylon at MY birthday party!

  30. Gray says:

    What about Dont Piss Off Sackhoff-tika

  31. Audra says:

    Lol @ Gray!

  32. Racetracks Ex Man says:

    2009 youcantica!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. perry ostrin says:

    “oy vey my Sciatica”

  34. Luc says:

    How about: “Cottle starts a viagra”

  35. Luc says:

    Or, “Baltar storms a gal’s …”

    Yeah, my mind is in the gutter πŸ˜‰

  36. dxf says:


  37. BoxytheBoxed says:

    2009 my ass-tica
    ha beat that
    aurdas got way to much time to do these lists, but there still worth the time-tica

  38. Racetracks Ex Man says:

    Thats a Standard Fan Reactica

  39. Audra says:

    Perry Ostrin – lmao!

  40. Solai says:

    Wish I could take credit for this…but just found a profile on facebook named:

    Battlestar Galactipug

    with a brilliant picture to boot.

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