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The Operator tipped me to the above video this week — for obvious reasons. Here’s my take: Forget which side of the aisle your politics lean toward. Forget who you voted for in 2008, and forget who you’re going to vote for in 2012. I don’t care, and I don’t really want to hear about it. (I’m sure John Jackson is super awesome and so much better Jack Johnson. I believe you. You don’t have to tell me. Really!) Here’s something we can all get down on.

We need to dream. We need to continue learning about our universe, to keep learning about what makes the world go, and to keep exploring. Things down here are bad. But guess what? Things down here have always been bad. There’s never existed a single point in our short history in which we faced no socioeconomic issues. Yet exploration (both scientific and geographic) has always proven core to the process of growing society and improving our collective lot in life. Always.

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I’ve been in a GWC fantasy football league for the past two seasons. Fantasy football is a fun way to spend time with the GWC community as well as learn more about players, teams, and football in general than you’ll ever want to learn. The GWC Fantasy Sci-fi League is like that except better. You get to read and learn about characters you may have never heard of otherwise. Certain characters that others chose can pique your interest enough to lead you to picking up a book, comic, film, or series. If you don’t feel like completely diving into a character’s story, then a quick Google or Wikipedia search are great for filling in gaps. I cannot guess how many times I’ve had to use those tools. Plus, the GWC community is indescribably awesome with their creativity and entertainment.

To start off, I don’t have plans to kick off another GWC Fantasy Sci-fi League, sorry. Still it’s been several months, and I’ve had a character on my mind for my next team for what seems like ages. Then, others came to mind. I didn’t have an outlet, so I’m making one.

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As fans of Sci-Fi and fantasy stories, we have all developed the skill of suspending our disbelief in some of the more fantastical elements of the stories we enjoy. We read a fantasy story and don’t ask why the spell works when you say funny words. When we read a Sci-Fi story, we don’t ask how a ship can be powered by a black hole. For some TV shows, we don’t ask why people want to live in a town that has an enormous fatality rate (R.E. Sunnydale, Eureka, or any place that Jessica Fletcher lives.) We either accept or intentionally overlook these strange elements so that we can enjoy the stories.

But there comes a time, even in the the best of our favorite stories, where some event or explanation smacks your suspension of disbelief into a wall and you are hit with an “OH, COME ON! What are you thinking?” moment (I’ll call it the “OCO!” moment to save space). The moment can take you out of the scene and turn a serious story into a parody. In the worst cases, it is called “Nuking the Fridge”.

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According to TVWeek.com and Twitter, the SciFi network is finally ridding itself of its geeky image by changing its name to the slick new “SyFy,” which will attract the desirable demographics of hot women and people who hate science fiction.

After years of suffering the stigma of “geeks and dysfunctional, antisocial boys in their basements with video games,” SyFy’s savvy new marketing scheme will move the network away from hokey aliens, outer space, and futuristic worlds to better programs like Extreme Championship Wrestling, reality shows, and cutting-edge tv movies.

When the 18-to-34 techno-savvy crowd agreed unanimously that “SyFy” was how you’d text someone if you wanted to say “Sci-Fi,” the president of the network, Dave Howe, said “It made us feel much cooler, much more cutting-edge, much more hip, which was kind of bang-on what we wanted to achieve communication-wise.” One network source, who refused to be identified discussing such an exciting matter, said “The SciFi network has always hated science fiction. Science, fiction, yuck. Now we can finally show our fans what we’re really made of.”

Experts believe the new name will launch the SciFi network, which holds a long-established reputation for having its finger on the pulse of its consumer community, into a new arena of loyal fandom. Proof: when asked whether “Syfy” sounded cooler and less alieny and spacey than “SciFi,” 9 out of 10 people on the street told us to f#@% off.

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My homie David0207 sent me a link to a trailer. I viewed it. A bloodlust roar started in my gut and worked its way to my throat. My arms were pumping in the air before I knew what was happening. My head tilted up and the fury of sound escaped. Viewed from outside my body you might surmise a Klingon is passing into the next world.

Terminator Salvation is coming.

View the new trailer. Then look me in the eye and tell me this wasn’t worth the wait. Tell me this isn’t what the world needed to be whole.

I leave it to you.

Terminator Salvation [Yahoo Movies]

 
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It’s often difficult to be a Science Fiction fan. We must endure much. The disdain of our fellow man for our geekness and the outright fury of our own geekly kind for holding contrary views to their contrary views – oh yes it is quite a complicated existence. As rabid fans of all things sci-fi we tend to become instant critic and often executioner to any questionable media set in our path. I’ll admit to doing it myself a time or two. However being a true sci-fi geek means you must try to hold yourself to a different standard – or perhaps a more tolerant one.

I spied a movie poster for a remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still recently which happens to be one of my favorite classic sci-fi flicks of all time. I was immediately excited to see the idea getting some play again because let’s face it, Gort is frakken cool. My joy was sort lived. No sooner had I called my gaggle of geeks over to converse about this latest hotness than they started much whining and pot-shotting about how crappy it was going to be.

Respected members of the media also caved to the allure of negativity about the upcoming release. I value the right of sci-fi enthusiasts to blow raspberries at the finest of flicks in protest but I felt certain judging it after having seen ninety seconds of the film four months in advance is a trifle premature. They are of course entitled to their learned opinions but I must shake my head in shame at the collective reactions of my geeky brethren.

I agree that the 1950′s version of this movie is a timeless classic that everyone should witness. Its stern warning of bleak futures and what we might aspire to should we answer the call to greatness was imprinted into my brain at an early age. The six year old version of me, a very young (very annoying) blond-headed boy who walked about with limbs frozen, answered only to Gort and repeated the words “Klaatu barada nikto” in response to every question anyone asked him loved this movie. Nothing has changed that love for it since then.

Oh yes, I feel the very real danger of Klaatu and Gort falling into the same level of despair that Tom Cruise brought to War of The Worlds. I know Keanu Reeves and Jaden Smith will most definitely give the movie a different vibe than the Michael Rennie and Billy Gray did fifty years ago. There will be more action scenes and most likely some of the suspense created by black and white mood lighting will be replaced by special effects.

However, the one thing that upsets me more than any of that could ever hope to is the knowledge that many young people couldn’t tell me who Gort is if I stuck a gun to their head and denied them access to google. The message is lost in time – and that’s a fate worse than anything modern Hollywood could do to it.

I find I don’t always share the vehement contempt for remakes that many pros and geeks alike have voiced so eloquently. Remakes can often be good things that add to the depth and understanding of the viewer as well as being works of art onto themselves such as the re-imagined Battlestar Galactica or Batman to name a few recent ones.

Just because a story was told before doesn’t make it the final and only possible word on the subject. Humans tell stories – it’s what we do and how we learn. It’s been this way for thousands of years. Countless stories have been told, changed, retold and changed again with each generation making their stab at telling their vision of it. Undeniably, some retellings are superior to others and it’s not always better the next time around.

Somewhere along the way the sci-fi geek arose to stand amongst the bleating herd and crave something different and new. Though no two geeks will agree on which ‘Trek is best or how light speed might actually be achieved there is one constant that remains true – we can see past what is real and imagine what could be. This is the beating heart of sci-fi and what we must remember to channel when a new piece of media is presented to us.

There is an excellent scene in the Pixar movie Ratatouille where the longtime cynic Anton Ego explains the nature of being a critic.

In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is more meaningful than our criticism designating it so.

To sum that up, the view is good from the cheap seats.

Simply being a naysayer and habitually blasting any piece of creative work takes little effort or thought. Value and enjoyment can be found in many works both great and shameful and it begins with our own imagination and openness to the ideas and concepts put forward. Still, sometimes after careful viewing loathing is indeed warranted but reserving that wrath until after you’ve seen the film is to be recommended.

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I’m a prequel hater. No, not those prequels or even prequels in general, but rather the fact that for years “prequel” has been the buzzword that’s grabbed hold of seemingly every major franchise in existence and twisted it to ask “what came before?”

Sometimes it’s great to know what came before. But sometimes I just really want to see what’s going to happen next instead of an introspective look back. When I heard the new Star Trek flick would be a “prequel,” I almost cried. (Yes, grown men can cry. Especially when the only Star Trek they’re going to get in years is going to be a goddamn “prequel.”) “Can no one think of any way at all to move the Star Trek universe forward?” I thought. “Has the Star Trek universe (technobabble) expanded to the point where it’s experiencing entropic ‘heat death,’ contracting back in on its past self on the way to total annihilation?”

Then I heard that Trek XI won’t be a “prequel.” It’ll be a “reboot.”

“Ah, reboot!” I think. “Awesome.” Then today I saw this piece by SyFy scribe Michael Hinman. According to Hinman, while the Superman franchise has avoided the IP challenges of Watchmen, it faces its own “bump in the road:”

The studio apparently has called the 2006 Bryan Singer version of the film a “misfire,” mirroring earlier reports, and couple be looking at doing a reboot similar to what Marvel did with “The Incredible Hulk,” according to Dark Horizons.

A “misfire?” Sure, it wasn’t an incredible movie. But doesn’t it occur to these highly-paid and experienced folk that mabye it’s not their take on Superman’s story that’s the problem but rather Superman himself? Even comic n00bs can point to the real problem: Superman is freakin’ omnipotent save for the (relatively lame) Kryptonite. This limits Superman plot selection — regardless how talented an auteur you snag to do the choosing — to bad guys show up, bad guys get their asses kicked by Superman, bad guys pull Kryptonite, Superman almost dies, Superman escapes Kryptonite and kicks bad guys’ asses. Wash, rinse, repeat.

You could “reboot” Superman so that he’s a drunk, womanizing, man-whore with a penchant for young nookie and not giving a damn. But that won’t work because then he’s not Superman.

Wait, what am I saying? Maybe the studio should slam Superman back in the hands of Kevin Smith — or better yet Seth Rogen. Just think: A weed-updated Superman III with Christopher Mintz-Plasse as Superman. Rogen himself as the post-toking Man of Steel. The comely Emma Stone could play his ubiquitous moll.

And on a related note, holy crap! Does Stone look just like a young Jodie Foster — say in this flick made the year Stone was born (!) — or what?

Anyway, my point is this: “reboot” is the new “prequel.” As far as I can tell, “reboot” is now the new universal answer as to why a film or franchise isn’t making dumptrucks full of cash. Sadly, there is no universal answer to this question. Sometimes it’s because your previous “prequel” sucked ass. Sometimes it’s because the main character just isn’t that interesting. And sometimes it’s because Superman’s just a tad bit lame.

Accept it. Work around it.

BTW, if by some reason you haven’t already heard about it let me be the first to tell you: SciFi canned Atlantis this week to make way for the franchise’s next series: Stargate Universe. I’ll admit that this woke me up to a few facts:

  1. Atlantis probably won’t be the series that finally draws me into the Stargate “universe.”
  2. Five years is probably too long to wait to check out a “new” series.
  3. Jewel Staite is enough to convince me to watch a show, but apparently not quickly enough to keep it on the air.

At least Atlantis isn’t disappearing forever; it’ll follow SG-1 down the direct-to-DVD path, which is suspect will keep both producers’ pockets full and viewers’ need for ‘Gate sated for years to come. Direct-to-DVD solves many of the problems that plague successful “cult” faves — shows that draw a small but dedicated fan base. DVD flicks require less overall time commitment of actors and production staff and less air-time commitment — and long-term cash — from broadcasters. Considering the financial success of SG-1′s DVD movies — and soon Atlantis’, too, we hope — maybe this could catch on as the perfect exit strategy for the next Firefly.

It’s too bad it’s not catching on quickly enough to save BSG. Though I’ve remained mosty (if not entirely) spoiler-free, I do know that all of Galactica season 4.5 is in the can, which means that the story is likely locked down. It’d be a pretty big stretch to imagine Moore and crew leaving a movie-sized gap in the final countdown.

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Any time a sci-fi series receives the amount of positive press that Battlestar Galactica has received since its explosive season four premiere earlier this month, it draws out the haters. And whether they’re the “I don’t see what’s so great about it” type or the “I could’ve done it better” crowd, they’re always around to ride the publicity wave.

Maybe he missed his coffee yesterday morning — or maybe he discovered that his tax refund isn’t going to be as large as he’d hoped — but Jonathan Toomey over at TV Squad penned a major bit of smack yesterday titled (very creatively) “Battlestar Galactica should be called Ga-suck-tica.” His take:

“I don’t see what the big deal is.

“To be completely honest, I’m a little bored. For the most part, the acting is stale and rigid, it’s chock full of sci-fi cliches, endless good vs. evil rotes, and I’m not really sure that I care if the humans lose to the Cylons.”

Of course, he does offer this caveat:

“To be fair, I suppoose I should preface all of this by saying that I’ve never been a huge sci-fi fan. The genre never really ‘took off’ for me? Get it? That’s a rocket ship pun!”

But since he has gone to all the trouble of being honest and fair, maybe we should give him a read. Here’s the short list of what he has to say about the series, having seen only the first nine episodes of season one:

  1. The Cylons don’t seem all that smart.
  2. The humans don’t seem all that smart either.
  3. He doesn’t buy the Cylon technology.
  4. Baltar is a tool.
  5. The whole fleet will flip out now that they know Cylons look human.

I’ll leave you to go and check out his specific complaints, though I do have one request: please don’t email or comment on TV Squad to bash this guy. There are already plenty of people taking care of that, and frankly I think it’s below GWCers.

So why did I write about this? I want to remind fans to see this type of article for what it is. It’s not a commentary on the show, but rather a purposeful attempt to draw fire (and page views) by pissing in the Wheaties of those who’ve found enjoyment from the series.

There’s good news, though: Haters are a sign of success. Based on what we’ve seen of season four already, we’ll see more haters soon.

Battlestar Galactica Should Be Called Ga-Suck-tica [TV Squad]

 
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Sure, most adults who saw The Search for Spock in the theater recognized Christopher Lloyd’s Klingon Commander Kruge as Jim from Taxi. This is Cracked’s reason for listing this “cameo” as the fifth worst in history. But luckily for me, I was young enough that I didn’t watch Taxi at the time. In fact, when I caught a Taxi re-run earlier this year, I recognized Jim as a young Doc Emmet Brown. All I needed was a quick “jigawatt” or “this model isn’t to scale” to complete the image.

Of Lloyd’s Trek performance, Cracked writes:

“While he’s on screen for a large portion of the movie (being the main villain and all), Lloyd’s role seems less like a top-billed performance and more like a cameo that just won’t end. In trying to pinpoint exactly what it was about Christopher Lloyd’s performance that made a horrible movie worse, we discovered that he bore a striking resemblance to a stereotypical relative most of us have.

“Lloyd is that annoying uncle that comes for Thanksgiving and doesn’t leave until Groundhog’s Day…”

Wow. That’s a bit harsh. Personally, I enjoyed ‘Spock, and would easily rank it first (or maybe second) among the much-maligned odd-numbered Trek flicks. And though I certainly can see Cracked’s point — the article is pretty entertaining, after all — I’m afraid I’m going to have to (in the immortal words of Lumbergh), um, disagree with them there.

Or maybe I’m just pissed because they selected Bruce Willis’ Ocean’s 12 cameo as their #1.

Six Terrible Cameos That Just About Ruined The Movie [Cracked]

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sean-a.gifSo while on vactaion the whole Pegasus CAG chain was driving me crazy. Luckily The Alpaca Herder lets us in on the chain of command – that we know about thus far – on the Pegasus as we were nothing short of totally guessing in the podcast last week with Chuck swearing Lee was CAG and me thinking he was just a pilot, we were both wrong btw.

As to who was CAG where, Apollo was never CAG for Pegasus. The order went, if memory serves based on all currently aired episodes: Stinger, Starbuck, back to Stinger some time around the events of Scar, Captain Marcia “Showboat” Case temporarily during the brief tenure of Commander Garner as Garner threw Stinger in the brig, back to Stinger presumably, and then who knows who was CAG from that point until Apollo crashed the Pegasus into a Basestar.

Many thanks to The Alpaca Herder for keeping us straight!

 

comander-chuck.jpgThe biggest issue in A Measure of Salvation, IMHO, was the question of what makes us human — a question that’s core to BSG and has been addressed in many different ways in the show to date.  Are we human because we can love?  Because we hate?  Because we can reproduce?

When Adama and Roslin stood face to face over the decision of whether or not to exterminate Cylonkind, it struck me as a huge role reversal.  In the miniseries, Adama’s position was like Starbuck’s: “Fight ‘em ’till we can’t fight any more.”  Roslin, on the other hand, stood for reason, demanding that saving humanity take precedence. 

Now we find Roslin wanting to kill ‘em all in the name of survival while Adama wants to save humanity — by preventing them from doing something that makes them less human.  And there’s the core of this post: Genocide is a sub-human act. 

While I totally agree that Helo was way out of line doing what he did — and his comment about the Cylon(z) trying to live with humans on New Caprica — he was dead on in terms of humankind “giving up a piece of their soul.”  Adama agreed.  Lee didn’t.

The most common argument for Cylon genocide: “They’ll kill us all if given the chance.”  For this argument to succeed, we must assume that every single Cylon would try to kill every single human if possible.  And, as Helo (so badly) pointed out, Athena serves as an evidence that we already know that to be untrue.

The argument that the Cylons might eventually change their minds and fight humanity again doesn’t — in my opinion — really bear a lot of discussion as it doesn’t differ significantly from any of our Earthly experiences with war.  Would it have been correct to exterminate all Germans after WWII on the premise that they might fight again?  Of course not.  To accept this particular segment of the pro-genocide argument, one must also assume that the Cylons wish to kill humans simply because they’re Cylon — and as mentioned above, there’s obvious evidence to the contrary.

Consider the difference between war and genocide.  In war, one forces an opponent to change behavior through the application of force — by either forcefully denying or compelling specified behavior or by creating a situation so bad that the enemy is brought to one’s point of view.  In genocide, one simply exterminates the enemy. 

From a practical perspective, there’s also a lot of evidence in the show to convince us that it’s possible to defeat the Cylons with conventional warfare alone: Without their resurrection ships, they’re mortal just like humans.  When faced with (final) death, they sometimes cave in and do things they don’t want to do.  Thus, they can indeed be compelled to behave differently (re: Simon in A Measure…) or convinced to change their minds (re: Athena).

As I said in Podcast #15, Adama seems to understand that in terms of Cylon sentience, it’s in for a penny, in for a pound.  Either you accept the Cylons as sentient — and accept that they’re not all the same and can indeed win a war without genocide — or you decide they’re not sentient — no plan? — and are just machines to be exterminated.

Why can’t his son be as intuitive?  Are they suggesting that he has to get shot before he can find his soul?

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comander-chuck.jpgOK, I’ll admit it.  I was a little let down with the last BSG episode as well.  (I say “as well” because I’ve seen the comments on the last few posts and the last podcast, and I know that a good number of you feel this way as well.)

One question, though: Wouldn’t almost anything feel like a letdown after Torn?

I suppose there’s no way that any show’s team can keep the level as high as Torn all the time.  And FWIW, A Measure of Salvation wasn’t bad.  It just wasn’t as incredibly brilliant as the rest of season three up to this point.

Some of the “quickie” fixes we disliked this week could possibly have some long term consequences, though:

Sharon’s Miracle Cure

Now that Sharon apparently has the same miracle blood her baby has, is she still really entirely Cylon?  One of the things that made Helo’s arguments to Roslin so powerful was the example of Sharon as a Cylon that had changed sides — ipso facto all Cylons aren’t necessarily evil.  But what if she’s not really a Cylon since having the baby?

Also, did anyone else wonder if maybe this isn’t part of the reason that the Cylons are (were?) so intent on having babies?  Maybe they realized their limitation biologically and are simply setting out to repair them.  Granted, this does sort of beg the question of why a “race” that’s technologically advanced enough to bio-engineer flesh beings that can download their consciousness somehow can’t cure the cold.  But still…

The Disease

As I mentioned in the podcast, the disease isn’t gone.  They just missed the opportunity to use it this one time.  And for that matter, what other old ailments might Galactica have lurking around in their databases that could be used against the Cylons?

I truly hope this wasn’t just a one-off episode that intends to bring an issue as big as biological warfare to the table, then just sod off for greener pastures.  This can of, um, plague has been opened, and you can’t just put it away now.  Everyone but Helo and Adama wanted to sock it to ‘em, and now they’re just going to forget about it?  Not likely.  We’re going to see this again.

The Humble Centurion

I know, I know.  They’re just machine slaves with no mind.  But I can’t help but think of Sharon talking about the raider, indicating that there are many levels of intelligence among Cylon creations. 

We’re to assume that the ranking goes something like this:  Centurion –> Raider –> Heavy Raider –> Skin Job –> Hybrid, I suppose.

But if these things can think at all, they’re not quite things, right?  This season I’ve been fascinated by the centurions, and I’m convinced that they may yet have some organic components — contrary to everything we’ve heard from RDM and crew.  Remember, until they dissect one on screen, RDM, like the famous astronaut, “reserves his God-given right to be wishy-washy.”

The fanbase as a whole seems to have ruled out a “rebellion” among the Cylon, but I’m not sure I can accept that.  It’s not going to happen next week, nor probably the week after — hell, probably not this season.  But should we all live cleanly enough to see season six (or ten), I suspect this is something that’s going to make the rounds.

Some quick news…

Last week we upgraded our gear here, so you’ll likely see the podcasts go public much earlier than you have in the past.  Witness last night’s which went out Friday instead of Sunday.  Woot!

I was also blown away with the “live commenting” during the episode this week.  What a great idea!  If you can’t make it to a live frak party, maybe we can help out with one each week here at GWC.com.  I promise to create a “GWC Frak Party” post next Friday so you’ll have a better place to put the posts.   Thanks again for your participation — without which this would just be us rambling…