Eff This Week

#33: Monk Massage

Chuck — Thu, 17 May 2012 15:39:31 +0000

Audra tells us about her bookstore massage. Unh huh. Your crew this week: Audra, Chuck. and Juan.

#32: The Audra Show

Chuck — Tue, 08 May 2012 20:02:30 +0000

Audra takes center stage this week, making the show totally worth a listen despite the other hosts’ lameness. Your hosts this week: Audra, Chuck, Audra, Juan, and Audra.

#31: Default Steamer

Chuck — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 19:25:52 +0000

This week needed especially specially effing, and as usual, we’re there to eff it up right. Your crew this week: Audra, Juan, and Chuck.

#30: Own The Meme

Chuck — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:56:28 +0000

If there ever was a week that needed Effing, this was it. So we effed it. We effed it all up. Your crew this week: Audra, Juan, and Chuck.

#29: 8-Bit Bore

Chuck — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 17:03:45 +0000

Guess what stupid game young Chuck used to play with his geek friends? On second thought, don’t. Consensus says it’ll bore you to tears. Your crew this week: Audra, Juan, and Chuck.

#28: Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan (Cat)

Chuck — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 01:06:40 +0000

That’s right. We celebrate Nyan Cat’s first b-day with some serious nyanitude. It’s nyaneriffic. Nyantacular. Your hosts this week: Audra, Chuck, and Juan. Nyan.

#27: Kick the Missile

Chuck — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 16:57:16 +0000

Ever been to Pigsknuckle? Yes, you have. But you probably missed the missile. Your hosts this week: Audra, Chuck, and Juan.

#26: The Effing Meetup

Chuck — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 01:12:44 +0000

Your crew this week: Audra, Juan, Chuck, and about 50 others fresh from the hotel bar just around the corner from the 2012 GWC International Meetup podcast room. We’re all a little punchy, but hey — it’s the meetup.

#25: Podcast Number One

Chuck — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 13:24:23 +0000

Wow. Just when I think a podcast title couldn’t get more apt. Your crew this week: Audra, Juan, and Chuck.

#24: Holy Dick in a Box

Chuck — Sat, 03 Mar 2012 03:37:59 +0000

Yeah, so that happened. In the words of some famous showmen, this episode has proven very effective at offending the easily offended. So if you’re one of them, don’t listen. Favorite chat room quips: “Only the penitent man will pass” and, of course, “THAT’s the foreskin of a carpenter.” Your crew this week: Audra, Juan, and Chuck.

#23: Greedo Squirted First

Chuck — Sat, 25 Feb 2012 14:05:24 +0000

Audra returns this week, and we Eff it up good. I’d tell you all about the high points of this podcast, but I had so much fun that I forgot to take notes. Doh. I do remember some, um, interesting discussion about Greedo. Also, I’m pretty sure we had our biggest turnout ever for the live show. As always, the party is in the chat. If you weren’t there, you missed it! Your crew this week: Audra, Juan, and Chuck.

#22: Questions, Questions, Questions

Chuck — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 16:48:03 +0000

To try and make up for the sadness of losing Audra to work-related scheduling issues this week, we offer to answer any questions the chat room poses. And pose questions they do. Your hosts this week: Juan and Chuck.

#21: There’s an App for Apathy

Chuck — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:59:23 +0000

Juan tips us off to an Apple/Foxconn protest in Grand Central Station that drew only a handful of people. Then again, it’s not like they scheduled the protest somewhere easily accessible. Or easy to find. Doh! Your crew this week: Audra, Juan, and Chuck.

#20: The MOP Is My…

Chuck — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 19:22:04 +0000

Hammer? Your crew this week: Audra, Chuck, and Juan. That’s right, the Juanster is back. Hey — don’t forget to email or tweet us your topics for discussion. Cause, you know, we’re too effin lazy to come up with our own. Ok, sometimes we come of with them. But they’re lame. Well, lame-er. Whatever. I’ma go play with my MOP.

#19: Chuck Rant

Chuck — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:21:15 +0000

This week, Chuck rants. And rants some more. And is a general butthead. Yeah, he’s often that way, but tonight’s special. Maybe Juan will be back next week to shut him the hell up. Your crew this week: Audra and Chuck. But sadly not Juan. (Please come back next week, Juan.)

#18: Closet Full of Toasters

Chuck — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 23:38:10 +0000

Damn I love Eff This Week. I learn something every single week. Like what “closet full of toasters” means. And what most women think of Mr. Cumberbatch, owner of the most British name in all existence. Your crew this week: Audra, Juan, and Chuck.

#17: Neville’s The Hot One

Chuck — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 00:20:17 +0000

You know what we should do next week? We should take questions. That sounds like fun. The chat is always hoppin’ (Effin?), so why not? Think up your favorite questions to ask us and dump ‘em in the chat next week and we’ll answer our faves. (And yeah, that’s what you get for reading the description of a podcast about nothing — a look ahead!) Your crew this week: Audra, Juan, and Chuck.

#16: Don’t Remember. Here’s Some Cosplay Chicks

Chuck — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 02:37:30 +0000

Yeah, I totally forgot what this podcast was even about. Oh wait. Eff This Week is about NOTHING. That’s right. We’re about NOTHING, Lebowski. NOTHING! Your crew this week: Audra, Juan, and Chuck. (I do remember that this was a fun podcast, though. Really.)

#15: Purdy Beak

Chuck — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 15:35:09 +0000

It’s a party. You’re invited. Or you were. If you were there. If not, you’re invited next week. Ish. Yeah. Your crew this week: Audra, Juan, Chuck, Topgun, and Lady D. I’d tell you all about the great highlights and such, but, well, I didn’t write any of them down and I’m lazy. Anyway, as promised: a podcast.

#14: The Whispering Eye of Sauron

Chuck — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 19:45:20 +0000

It’s our penultimate pre-holiday hangout, and we’re predictably punchy at the beginning, finally trailing off toward our inevitable crash. The chat was quite engaged this evening, and as always we thank everyone for sharing a bit of the evening with us. Your crew this week: Audra, Chuck, and Juan.

#13: Bad Moo Rising

Chuck — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 18:32:14 +0000

The semester’s over. Work is turned in. Work is graded. Audra has good news. Chuck has good news. Juan has news. We eff it all. This week’s crew: Audra, Chuck, and Juan. (That’s right: Audra’s back!) Seriously, though, we had a great time blowing off steam from a rough week. Hope you enjoy, too. Also: Moo is the new meow. Just sayin’.

#12: Audra’s Not Here, Man

Chuck — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 18:53:12 +0000

That’s right. Audra’s week was so effed that she didn’t even have time to Eff it. In her absence, your hosts this week (Chuck and Juan) ramble about Corner Gas, which you can think of as Canada’s Seinfeld. We also talk Archer and Stargate. And GWC uber-producer Solai joins us for a quick ten minutes to talk about one of his favorite shows.

#11: Shaved Ginger Biscuit

Chuck — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 20:19:48 +0000

Effin’ the post-fake-Thanksgiving Thursday, is this week’s crew: Audra, Chuck, and Juan. Highlights: The chat room tells us about the fabled gingerbread donut. Chuck wonders why Siri doesn’t understand stardates. Non-Texans discover that it’s actually cold in texas. Audra tells a one-time-at-band-camp story. And we profess our continuing love for Scrubs.

#10: Dr. Casilda

Chuck — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 19:20:09 +0000

Kidding aside, congrats to Casilda who successfully defended her dissertation the day we Effed — and joined us to celebrate. Your Eff This Week hosts this week: Audra, Chuck, and Juan. Highlights: We talked diabeetus. And we blasted out top ten lists based on chat room suggestions, including our ten favorite SG-1 episodes, top ten Big Bang Theory moments, and many more.

#9: Novembeard

Chuck — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 13:09:10 +0000

It’s Effin time again, and we rise to the occasion. Ish. Ok, we show up and do a podcast for whatever that’s worth. This week’s Eff This Week crew: Audra, Chuck, and Juan. Highlights: It’s a PODCAST! Ok. Seriously, I should crowdsource this. Help me out. Tell me what this podcast was about in comments, plz.

#8: Girly Coffee

Chuck — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 14:57:15 +0000

Eff you! All of you! Your Eff This Week crew this week: Audra, Chuck, and Juan. And yeah, we pretty much phone it in this week. Hell, Juan LITERALLY phones it in. Ok, he Skypes it in. Whatever. Either way, it’s a laid-back eff, but fun none the less.

#7: Generic Drunken Podcast

Chuck — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 03:25:49 +0000

Yep, it’s that time of week again. The time where we eff. We eff it all up, you know, with Juan live in the studio for one last time this year. Your Eff This Week crew this week: Chuck, Audra, and Juan. Highlights: We’re here. Yeah, you heard me.

#6: House Rules

Chuck — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 20:26:48 +0000

It gets all eye-contacty as the whole crew podcasts together on-site. This week’s Eff This Week crew: Audra, Chuck, Juan, and (very briefly) Solai. Highlights: We profess our love for house. Audra tells us what a group improv class is like. And Juan and Audra serenade live listeners.

#5: Tim Horton’s Isn’t Dunkin Donuts

Chuck — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 04:28:36 +0000

We keep on keepin’ on after a hella long week. This week’s Eff This Week crew: Audra, Chuck, and Juan. Highlights: We share our favorite coffee stories. Uubergeek posts the best Olivia Wilde pic ever. We learn that Chuck’s legs are blindingly white. And we compare favorite Markie Post roles and House episodes. Yeah

#4: Passport

Chuck — Sat, 01 Oct 2011 17:32:48 +0000

As in “remind Audra to get her passport.” In fact, go Tweet her right now. Set a reminder to do so every day until she lets you know she’s done it. This week’s Eff This Week Crew: Audra, Chuck, and Juan. Highlights: We hear stories from Chuck and Photonutz wandering around NYC at midnight on a Wednesday, including the new Ferrari Gap Outlet and some seriously awesome pastrami. Audra shares her desire to visit the UK. And Juan dishes on some drunken GWC G+ hangout moments.

#3: Self Porntraits

Chuck — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 20:01:29 +0000

Note to Eff This Week newcomers: Be careful clicking links posted in the live ‘cast chat — especially any from Audra. Or Default Prophet. This week’s Eff This Week Crew: Audra, Chuck, and Juan. Highlights: We learn that Juan once dreamed that he was Amy Pond. Audra compares Jason Momoa to Daniel Craig and Hugh Laurie. We hear about Audra’s “flapping” comedy improv experience (in pajamas). And we jam out to the stylings of the Eff This Week Orchestra. Note that we’re taking a week off next week, but will return the following week on Thursday, September 29th at 7 p.m. PT, 10 p.m. ET live.

#2: (censored) Van Patten

Chuck — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 05:25:33 +0000

We party’d down this week, so much so that jackass Chuck forgot to start the recording and lost the first 10 minutes of the ‘cast. So if you were listening live, you got the “special edition” version where Chuck shot first. This week’s Eff This Week crew: Chuck, Audra, Juan, and Abigail (whom you might know from the introduction to D&D segment she recorded with Audra on the GWC ‘cast). Highlights: We fcuk with the UStream censor bot discovering dozens of ways to beat the system, including spacing, Napster-style character swaps, and creative circumlocution. (No, really. Google it.)

#1: Bloobs and Cockburn

Chuck — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 20:50:58 +0000

It’s our inaugural live podcast, and what a great time we had. About 40 people joined via UStream and more via Twitter. This week’s Eff This Week crew: Chuck, Audra, and Juan. Highlights: Chuck sings, briefly (and vaginas snap shut around the world). We heckle the UStream Bot. We discover that Chuck calls his “hammer” My Little Pony. Juan turns us on to My Little Pony Top Gear. We bag on the sonic lipstick and the Summer’s Eve commercials from the ’80s (“Do you ever feel not so fresh?”). And we all (Audra included) express our undying lust for Olivia Wilde.