10. All will be revealed –Â the next time Cavil’s sliding around in slick goo.
9. Gaeta hooks up with Racetrack. Or Seelix. Or any woman.
8. Little Nicky dons the nickname “Boxey” and grows his hair into a shaggy bowl.
7. Helo is revealed as the One True God.
6. Joe’s Bar becomes Quark’s Bar.
5. The fifth and final Cylon is discovered – in Baltar’s pants.
4. Basestar threesome with Boomer, Cavil, and Scar.
3. Poo Barge finds Earth and lands in Clark Griswold’s driveway on Christmas.
2. Bubbles in Grandpa Goo’s tub kill the entire fleet.
1. New radical Centurion political sect: Sons of Larry.
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*shudders*
National Lampoon’s Battlestar Galactica?
Yay! Great to see a return of the Top 10 lists.
OMG so funny. Thanks Audra.
Helo has yet another job?!
Poor Gaeta still gets no love…at least from the ladies.
The Sons of Larry just want what’s due.
Bwahahahaha…great list.
Watch out Mrs Griswold ! Baltar’s has arrived.
Helo as God: No argument from Emily!
Gooey Cavil : Let’s hope the network censors “do their jobs!”
Great list Audra, thanks for the funnys.
These two thoughts are linked, I swear:
First of all, I remain convinced that Gaeta is getting plenty of love… just not with the ladies. Secondly, he is also CLEARLY the fifth of the FF. So, number 5 on the list is entirely possible, if Baltar hits a dry spell among the balcubines.
Bubbles in Grandpa Goos tub—eeewwwwww! LOL
7. Helo is revealed as the One True God.
HA!
Gaetaaaaaa!
>> 7. Helo is revealed as the One True God
I think Helo will be temporarily promoted as the OTG, then demoted the following week with no explanation.
guess you found time from teaching after all!
Excellent.
Aren’t there two other characters beyond the fifth of the final five to be identified?
“The chosen one”, who can know the final five, and “the one the final five protect who cannot be named” (I think that’s from “The Eye Of Jupiter”)
Right Audra?
Love the podcasts. Better than Ron Moore’s laments.
Bubbles in Grandpa Goos tub
This has an entirely different meaning to Canadians
Audra! Why you such a “Gaeta Hater”? Felix is movin up in the universe. First, Adama left him in charge of CIC (for about 2 seconds) and now he’s #3 on the Grand Poo Barge.
Gaeta pick up line:
“Hey baby, did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away!”
(It could work!)
The Sons of Larry? I think I just found the name of my next Warhammer 40K marine chapter…